Monday, 14 July 2014

Elf and Safety....

Well after our brilliant Guest Blog last week from the adorable Sunshine Daisy & Baby Alien, I was not sure how to follow it. So, I thought I would tell you a bit about our newest member of staff, Alfie the Elf.

Alfie, the Elf looks at safety,
He wants us to stay safe and well.
He gives us the rules we must follow
And applies them to all personnel.

The dragons must not go near paper
Their breathing could make it ignite.
And skating on beads is forbidden,
Especially when dark in the night!

The witches must not sing too loudly,
Their voices are squeaky and high.
They cannot be heard by most humans
But attract all the dogs from nearby! 

Beading at night must now cease.
Who knows where the small beads might fall.
Then Jan will come in and fall over,
No, he cannot allow that at all.

The dragons are not very happy,
There's trouble afoot, I foretell.
They are thinking of ways to outwit him
If that fails, they'll just cast a spell!

There may be troublesome times ahead in my little red room, while the staff settle down to work together in harmony. What am I saying, harmony, two Dragons, two Witches and an Elf - I suspect there are more adventures to come!

That's all for this week, don't forget to pop over to the website to see what new items we have


  1. Yay for Alfie - love the poem x

  2. Well, that covers part of HASAWA S2, and some of: the Management of Health and Safety at Work Regs., the Regulatory Reform (Fire Safety) Order, the Work at Height Regs, the Noise at Work Regs and the Health and Safety (Workplace) Regs. I suspect that dragons are covered by the Animal Welfare Act but you appear to have overlooked the fact that the Witchcraft Act 1735 is still in force in some parts of the UK. I like the poem mind.