Monday, 10 August 2015

The Demise of 'Elf 'n' Safety!

Those of you looking for the Blog on Greenland Beading, I am afraid it has had to be postponed until later in the year. Apologies for that, but I seem to have lost my notes. Well, when I say lost them - oh perhaps I had better explain!

Many of you know that I have two dragons that help me out at Glitterwitch. Lorna the Marketing Dragon and Lena her sister who is in charge of accounts.

Alfie, the Elf is in charge of 'Elf 'n' Safety and keeping the mischievous dragons under control. But recently, it has all gone wrong .........

Alfie the Elf has a girlfriend,
 He sneaks off to see her each day.
So, with no 'Elf 'n' Safety to stop them,
The Dragons decided to play.

Now, when Dragons are full of excitement
They giggle and snort a blue flame.
My paperwork's burnt to a frazzle
And the Dragons just think its a game!

Alfie's in love and besotted,
He doesn't see what's all around.
He sits in the sun with his girlfriend,
In awe of the person he's found.

So with 'Elf 'n; Safety neglected
The Dragons are off on a spree
My staff have all gone and left me
So I guess now it's all down to me!

Oh dear, what can I do, I just hope Alfie settles down soon and gets back to work, and goodness knows what those Dragons are up to now!

That's all for this week folks, I will leave you with this thought:

My craft room is not messy, I just have everything on display, like in a museum!

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